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Nerd Children's Bedtime Stories

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Little Redmond Riding Hood - the story about a girl, her grandmother, and the software giant that gobbled her up!

9.

The Little Nerd that Could - the story about an underpaid nerd faced with the Y2K problem for an unworthy company... who worked for 72 days straight chanting "I think I can, I think I can."

8.

Browser Little - The story of a web browser company that kept screaming the Microsoft was unfairly putting them out of business but no one believed them.

7.

Apple Dumpty - Story of a computer store that would sell only MAC software so it had a great fall and went bust. All the new MACS couldn't get this store back together again.

6.

The three nerds...one built his house out of used modem cards....one built his house out of old notebooks....one built his house out of IBM 360 mainframes.

5.

Goldilocks and the 3 computers - A small girl lost in the city wanders into an open Brownstone and finds 3 computers. The first, a Packard Bell, lacked MHz...The second she found, an IBM that did not have enough RAM...The third one she found was a Dell and was just juuuust right!

4.

Nerd White - A rare female nerd, who was the best network administrator in the company, gets taken out of the picture by a wicked rival nerd viciously putting an apple virus on her PCs while the users were at lunch.

3.

Nerdunzel - Story of a lovely nerd trapped atop a large sky scrapper who is finally rescued by her secret love when she collects all the wiring for her network together and braids him a cable to climb.

2.

Green Web Pages and Spam - A collection of spam rhymes that leaves you tongue tied...yes in a house with a mouse, in a box with a fox, or in a boat with a goat. I do not like Green Web Pages and Spam, I do not like them Sam I am.

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The Old Mother Nerd - Story of a spinster Nerd who had to sell the old main frames in the basement in order to pay the electric bill to keep her virtual dog program running.

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