Top Ten
Reasons Why Being a Nerd is a Good Thing
10.
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You never have to call the jerk at your office help desk that is always
condescending...wait a minute you are that jerk. |
9.
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You are always invited to all the neighborhood parties, how else can they
keep their PC working. |
8.
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You get to finish grad school at 13 which leaves plenty of time for
career planning. Thoughts? |
7.
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You do not have to work out 4 hours a day and kill your body playing
football to be a millionaire and get all the chicks, all you have to do is write a damned
good piece of software and get bought out by Microsoft. |
6.
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Why buy a house, just move upstairs out of the basement when your parents
die. Besides where are your kids going to live and set up their own network. |
5.
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Deciding what to wear in the morning is no more difficult than, blue
short sleeve oxford or white short sleeve oxford....decisions, decisions. |
4.
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You never have to say NO to drugs. On the other hand trying to say NO to
the Internet, come on man you need your fix! |
3.
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As long as drug stores carry white surgical tape, you need never buy
another pair of glasses again. God Bless Rite Aid. |
2.
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You never have a problem with getting laid, you get it anytime you want
it. Of course this bliss ends when you find out you that you can actually do it with
someone other than yourself. |
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Cleaning the house is never a worry, isn't that why you still live with
Mom and Dad? |
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