Top Ten
Things Nerds Won't Do For 100 dollars
10.
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Stop wearing depends and start actually leaving a chat room long enough
to use the bathroom. |
9.
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Put pens in their shirt pocket without a pocket protector. Add Saran wrap
around pen and the deal is sealed. |
8.
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Sleep in a bedroom upstairs for a week and get out of the drafty
basement. |
7.
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Pass up watching the Star Trek The Next Generation episode where Data
gets laid for the hundredth time. |
6.
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Take his dates to a nice restaurant instead of the usual Star Trek
Convention. |
5.
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Try switching from Jolt to beer, just one. |
4.
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Go back to their 56K modem for an hour. |
3.
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Actually cook a meal, even if it just involves the microwave. Nerds sadly
can live on Jolt and Doritos alone. |
2.
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One Game of LIFE instead of DOOM! |
1.
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Stop listening to the Dial A Nerd Show for one week.. |
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