Top Ten
Murphy's Laws Applying to Nerd Dating
10.
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A date's picture from the Web was taken when they were 20. They are now
87. |
9.
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Age and weight are moderated by the theory of relativity. A date's
proclaimed age or weight are relatively (within 10 years/pounds) of their true age or
weight. Kai's PowerTools can also be horribly at fault here. |
8.
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When you have a date with a knock-out, you are always an hour late and
they have left. When the date is with a dog, you are an hour early and they are early too. |
7.
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At the end of a long dancing and drinking evening, the stunning nerd date
you took home at the end of the evening, turns out in the morning to have no teeth, bad
breath and laughs a horrifying "Hee, hee, hee!" |
6.
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When your date "kind of likes Star Trek", you decide to take
her to a Star Trek convention where you find out in horror that she speaks fluent
Klingon... and you don't. |
5.
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You discover on a blind-date that they, too, are a nerd... and you
realize that you FORGOT your pocket protector! |
4.
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Your date shows up for the Halloween party in a great costume, but it
turns out not to be a costume. |
3.
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When you meet the date of your dreams, they run off after introducing you
to their friend who is a regular on the Jerry Springer show because they can bark like a
dog. |
2.
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You reply to a personals ad, only to find out that the date doesn't
exist, and you have a $97.99 900 phone charge and your e-mail address has been added to a
SPAM list. |
1.
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Once you get the idea in your head that you might move out of your
parent's basement if you get married... you find out your nerd date lives in THEIR
parent's basement, too! |
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