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Ways Nerds Can Stop Saddam Hussein

10.

Hack his credit cards and max their limit, forcing him to miss paying the republican guard, thus inciting a riot and a bloody revolt.

9.

Reroute all his computer network traffic to the Barney the Dinosaur web site, in hopes of filling in a missing need Saddam did not get as a child.

8.

Falsely forward mail under the guise of the president offering to teach Saddam how to get all the interns he wants if he will just let a few inspectors through.

7.

E-mail Saddam an offer to help him move out of his basement bunker so we can negotiate more directly.

6.

Replace his war simulation with Red Neck Rampage so he will understand better what it means to mess with Bill.

5.

Replace Television Iraq with reruns of the Jerry Springer show 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

4.

Alter the refresh rate of his computer monitor to alter his theta wave pattern so that he becomes a mindless idiot no one listens to except unintelligible fanatics...wait he is already that.

3.

Send him a Chain letter stating if he does not send it to 100 million friends by Friday he will suffer a great misfortune.

2.

Send him a specially rigged pocket protector that is set to blow when one of his pens leaks.

1.

Broadcast Radio free Dial A-Nerds all over Iraq, bringing love an peace to all God's children.

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