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Ways The Bible Would Be Different If Written By Nerds

10.

"Blood of Christ" switched from red wine to Jolt Cola.

9.

The Last Supper would have been totally microwavable.

8.

The 10 Commandments would have been in a smaller font, and smaller margins to fit on one tablet to make it easier to carry.

7.

There would be an updated edition of the 10 Commandments every year to keep up with new technology.

6.

Forbidden fruit would not have been eaten because it wasn't Doritos.

5.

Paul's Letter to the Romans becomes:Paul's E-Mail To: abuse@romans.gov

4.

Reason Cain killed Abel: They were fighting over who had the best web site.

3.

The place where the end of the world occurs: A chat room, not Armageddon.

2.

The reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: they could not find a map on the Internet.

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Instead of God creating the world in 6 days and resting on the 7th, he simulated it with his computer, revised it and was done in 2 days.

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