Top Ten
Reasons Nerds Hate Spring
10.
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Pollen makes the asthma flare requiring them to convert the basement into
a temporary Iron lung. |
9.
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April Shower brings out the 400 HP sump pump and corroded components in
the mainframe. |
8.
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Daylight savings dime means chat rooms do not start to get interesting
until later and later. |
7.
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Fantasy baseball website take over the Web like a bad case of athletes
foot. |
6.
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Mom and Dad make you clean the basement. |
5.
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The urge to mate and spread their genetic material sadly has to be
quelled by meeting someone in a chat room. |
4.
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(Top Ten Reason #4 was omitted for reasons of good
taste and uh... bad memory) |
3.
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Microsoft again releases another plot to take over the world....or the
World Wide Web. |
2.
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Increase in the outside temperature can create an overload of a possibly
inadequate cooling system thus creating a possible and fatal melt down of the basement
warp core. |
1.
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Takeon particles are more abundant, and we know what kinds of problems
they can lead to. |
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