Top Ten
Ways to Tell You're A Nerd in West Virginia
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Deer season is simulated on your PC by playing Deer Hunter I, II, and III. |
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What works for deer works for angling some hogs with Bass Tournament on the PC. |
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Everyone has a satellite dish, you just happen to have 5 in assorted sizes and colors. |
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Wireless connection to the Internet from your tree stand. |
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Your 4WD vehicle looks a lot like the lunar buggy the that the astronauts used on the moon. |
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You're the only kid in your school that has ever used the wiring from your braces as a miniature HAM radio antenna. Wait, OK that true just about everywhere. |
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Your farm equipment is more automated and roboticised than the local Toyota automotive assembly line. |
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Your CB has been modified to pick up cellular frequencies. |
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The fact that your genetic experiments seemed to have paid off since Bessie is now the only 2 story cow. |
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You still manage to get the Dial-A-Nerd show all the way the heck out where they only just have begun to use the indoor toilet. |
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