Top Ten
Reasons Nerds Can't Fish
10.
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Thus far the NET is totally useless |
9.
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They have a better chance meeting a woman in a chat room than a
trout |
8.
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Cats while durable does not attract fish |
7.
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The right BIOS (ROM) chips to catch bass are so hard to find |
6.
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Laser knife cooks while you filet causing the fish to spoil too fast |
5.
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You can barely shake hands to be sociable. What makes
you think you can touch a fish? |
4.
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You get teased by the other fishermen for using your electro-fishing
equipment, not to mention the discomfort they feel |
3.
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The nerds can barely sustain a run across the street, let alone swim if
they fall out of the boat |
2.
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The nuclear regulatory commission denied a permit allowing them to have a nuclear reactor for a bass boat engine |
1.
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Electrocution risk trying to run an extension cord to your boat
in order to run a desktop fish finder is too great |
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