Top Ten
Nerd Answering Machine Messages
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[The handshaking signaling sound of a modems trying to connect.] |
9.
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A is for atoms, F is for Fritos. We ran out of jolt cola and we need some
doritos. Leave a message and we'll get back to you. |
8.
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The reason I got depends is so I don't have to ever leave my chair. Leave
a message. |
7.
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Hi, my name is Melvin. I obviously have problems with interpersonal
relationships, that's why I have this answering machine. That's why I have this answering
machine. If I can get the courage up I'll call you back. |
6.
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Are you sure this is an answering machine? If you hear a beep, will you
leave a message? If no body is here to get this message will I return the phone call? |
5.
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Hi. this is Alvin's particle excelerator. Although I'm not normally used
to taking messages if you talk slowly I'll try to make sure he gets this one. Please while
leaving this message keep your ear away from the earpiece, because I cannot be held
responsible for any stray particles that invade your space. |
4.
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110101100001110111010111011 Beeeep. |
3.
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This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought-recording
device. After the tone, think about your name, your eason for calling and a number where I
can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call. |
2.
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Hi, I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me
a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. |
1.
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Hello, you're next on the Dial-A-Nerd show. Who are you and what's your
question? |
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